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MONOGRAPH NG-039 · NG PHARMACOPEIA

LA Confidential

INDICA

LA Confidential by DNA Genetics is medical-grade indica at its finest. The OG LA Affie × Afghani cross produces a strain with slightly higher CBD than average, making it a favorite among medical patients. Cannabis Cup winner with a reputation for reliable, deep sedation without anxiety or paranoia.

THC
19-25%
CBD
0.3-0.5%
Onset
5-10 min
Demand
43/100
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Identification

SpecimenLA Confidential
ClassificationINDICA  95% Indica / 5% Sativa
Genetic lineageOG LA Affie × Afghani
BreederDNA Genetics
First documented2004
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Cannabinoid assay

THC
19-25%
CBD
0.3-0.5%
0%5101520253035%
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Terpene profile

Myrcene
0.48%
Heavy sedation
Pinene
0.15%
Pine freshness
Linalool
0.12%
Lavender calm
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Subjective effects

Onset5-10 min
Duration3-4 hours
Indicated windowNighttime only.

LA Confidential is clinical-grade sedation wrapped in a pine forest aroma. The Afghani genetics produce one of the purest indica experiences available. No cerebral stimulation, no anxiety — just deep, complete physical relaxation and sleep.

Deep sedationPain reliefCalmSleepMuscle relaxation
Couch-lockDry mouthGrogginess
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Therapeutic applications (reported)

InsomniaChronic painAnxietyPTSDMuscle spasms
Reported applications from user-survey aggregates and observational data; not clinical indications. Data compiled from published lab ranges, breeder documentation, and user-report aggregates. Figures vary by batch, phenotype, and cultivation. Informational only — not medical advice. Verify with your dispensary and its certificate of analysis.
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Organoleptic properties

Flavor notesPine, Earthy, Skunky, Woody, Sweet
Aroma profilePine forest, Earthy, Skunky, Woody
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Administration routes

Flower (pipe)Quick onset before bed. Pine flavor is comforting.
EdibleExtended duration for chronic pain.
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Cultivation data

DifficultyEasy
Flowering7-8 weeks
HeightShort (2-4 feet)
Yield (indoor)400-500g/m²
Yield (outdoor)500-600g/plant
ClimateVery adaptable. Hardy plant.
TechniquesMinimal training needed. Short and bushy.
NotesCannabis Cup winner. Higher CBD than most strains (0.3-0.5%) adds medical value. Very fast flowering. Compact plant perfect for small grows. DNA Genetics classic.
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Market data

Price / eighth$25-45
Avg rating4.2 (5,000 reviews)
Dispensary reach~800 locations
Demand index
 43/100
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Cross-references

Registry · NormalizeGreen.com
Data compiled from published lab ranges, breeder documentation, and user-report aggregates. Figures vary by batch, phenotype, and cultivation. Informational only — not medical advice. Verify with your dispensary and its certificate of analysis.